Really Awful Spare Rhyme


Spare

The Daily Post Photo Challenge for this week, needs a Spare moment spent on it.

De wheel on borrowed car was flat,

So in de trunk I sought de spare,

De jumper-leads dat place were at,

But, no, de spare just wasn’t dere!

Till someone said, ‘Your head is fat;

No need for tearing out your hair –

You’ll find it underneath the mat!’

And so de spare dispelled despair.

(The picture was taken very recently to assist a neighbour in selling her car – and, yes, on the photoshoot it did develop a flat tyre.
However, I do happen to know where spare wheels are normally found!
I truncated what we call the ‘boot’ of the car for the benefit of overseas visitors.)

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Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies. Recently Indie Publishing has been added to this list.
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22 Responses to Really Awful Spare Rhyme

  1. Tom Merriman says:

    I know where my spare is, Col, but I haven’t the foggiest how to get it… in the boot would be my ideal place every time, under or on the mat – I’m easy!

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  3. calmgrove says:

    One of your best ones, Col — and therefore not as awful as you make out!

    Reminds me though of that awful kids joke (the joke’s awful, not necessarily the kids):
    History teacher Can you use the words ‘defence’, ‘defeat’ and ‘detail’ in the same sentence, please …
    Pupil “De horse jumped over de fence, first de feet and den de tail.”
    Dohh!

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  4. de trunk sounds much better than de boot. Great fun.

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  5. granny1947 says:

    It is good to be back…have missed your really awful stuff. I will be glad when our scrabble game is over…you are thumping me.

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  6. Tires were my first thought with that suggestion of “spare”. Cleverly done

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  8. Francesca says:

    You’re driving me spare. ( with laughter)

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  9. equinoxio21 says:

    De truth, de whole truth and nothing but de truth…

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