Really Awful Rhymes Without Reason: Riddic, Pleth, Fraig, Redge, and Zope

the_weird_by_seraph777-d7l8nvy 3

A riddic is not something you want to meet,

Rid extremely fast such from the house!

So bad, if with insult a louse you would greet,

You would say to it, ‘Riddic, you louse!’

 the_weird_by_seraph777-d7l8nvy 2

And always avoid coming up with a pleth,

For a pleth or a scene on the ground

Can give one outnumbered and un-pleth-ant death –

No pleth for escape will be found.

Monsters 2 

Remember to never encounter a fraig:

Be a fraig is quite scary, I think;

When thought is fraig mentored one gets rather vague,

And the fraig rants can cause quite a stink.

Be very afraid 

(Of course, Wednesday Addams, promoting a fraig,

With usual attitude merry,

Commands that we all form a part of such plague,

In terms that are ever so very.)

 daily_monsters_001_by_logosles 2

Shun everything that has to do with a redge,

For they all are in core redge able,

And when you feel redge shed you may take a pledge

To redges tear redges unstable.

 Monster 5

Beware of; foreswear; any trace of a zope;

Zope position is risky premise;

Zope positories give from the back end their dope –

It’s zope less, like zope in the eyes.

© June 2016 Colonialist (WordPress)




About colonialist

Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies. Recently Indie Publishing has been added to this list.
This entry was posted in Africa, Fantasy, Humorous rhyme, Nonsense verse, Really Awful Rhyme, Wordplay and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

9 Responses to Really Awful Rhymes Without Reason: Riddic, Pleth, Fraig, Redge, and Zope

  1. Are these real cre-atures? and to scale? You’ve made me a-fraid, very a-frayed.


  2. Hmm, ek sal hierdie een weer kom lees – later in die dag, as my breinselle nie so traag is nie…

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Very strange words worthy of the aforementioned Adams Family


  4. Tom Merriman says:

    Erm, Col, I think I’m now a fraig…

    Liked by 1 person

You have the right to remain silent - but please don't!

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s