Really Awful Rhymes Without Reason: Riddic, Pleth, Fraig, Redge, and Zope

A riddic is not something you want to meet,

Rid extremely fast such from the house!

So bad, if with insult a louse you would greet,

You would say to it, ‘Riddic, you louse!’

 

And always avoid coming up with a pleth,

For a pleth or a scene on the ground

Can give one outnumbered and un-pleth-ant death –

No pleth for escape will be found.

 

Remember to never encounter a fraig:

Be a fraig is quite scary, I think;

When thought is fraig mentored one gets rather vague,

And the fraig rants can cause quite a stink.

 

(Of course, Wednesday Addams, promoting a fraig,

With usual attitude merry,

Commands that we all form a part of such plague,

In terms that are ever so very.)

 

Shun everything that has to do with a redge,

For they all are in core redge able,

And when you feel redge shed you may take a pledge

To redges tear redges unstable.

 

Beware of; foreswear; any trace of a zope;

Zope position is risky premise;

Zope positories give from the back end their dope –

It’s zope less, like zope in the eyes.

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