Not Really Awful Knob


I have a brass knob, I declare,
Replacing the thing that was there;
Though harder, no doubt,
To get in or out,
One simply must handle with care.

And surely the sight of it will
Provide all the girls with a thrill;
It’s all in the twist
One gives to the wrist
To make it desires fulfil.

Door and brass knob

© July 2016 Colonialist (WordPress)

About colonialist

Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies.
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6 Responses to Not Really Awful Knob

  1. Joss says:

    you crack me up! and that’s my non x-rated response!

    Like

  2. disperser says:

    Double entendre for a double door . . .

    Like

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