I have a brass knob, I declare,
Replacing the thing that was there;
Though harder, no doubt,
To get in or out,
One simply must handle with care.
And surely the sight of it will
Provide all the girls with a thrill;
It’s all in the twist
One gives to the wrist
To make it desires fulfil.
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you crack me up! and that’s my non x-rated response!
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Pity to underrate your response thus – it was so suited to x-age a ration! 🙂
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lol
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Double entendre for a double door . . .
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*virtuously* Would I offer a double entendre?
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Double entrance, double entendre . . . two sides of the same coin.
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