Really Awful Used Car Advertisement

Wordle 262

 tired-car-animated Wordle 262

‘The boot and trim slight damage’, tick

You should cringe print lifts not live each chip!

Deception mist stem; makes one sick

That such moonstruck yarns you spin and flip!

© August 2016 Colonialist (WordPress)

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Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies. Recently Indie Publishing has been added to this list.
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5 Responses to Really Awful Used Car Advertisement

  1. Misky says:

    Oh, excellent! I love it when the words are used like this.


  2. Jae Rose says:

    Not living each chip seems to be a wise philosophy to apply to life as well as car ownership – another delightful, surreal and clever poem – really good!


    • colonialist says:

      Thank you! Interesting take on the ‘live’, which I meant as in the one rhyming with ‘hive’ not the one rhyming with ‘seive’. Thus the intended meaning is that the one addressed should be ashamed that the printed ad does not bring up the defects, and a request to cease the mist of deception. I could have made it clearer if I didn’t have the self-imposed rule of using each word in the order given.


  3. Tom Merriman says:

    Everything’s in order once again, Col, apart from the used car, that is! 😀


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