Some gorge-ous sights we saw en route
On garden judging day:
When near the edge you place your boot
You must not stand and sway.
Some edginess you might well feel
At sight of dizzy drop,
And should you heel (or catch your heel)
Then you would go, ‘Zoom … plop!’
Your gorge will rise to see the mess
At bottom, should you fall —
Though, at that stage, I must confess,
You would not see at all.
And gorge will not have risen, though
Most striking it would be,
Nor smiles raised … comes the crushing blow
With gravity, you see.
No, falling for these views is not
A clever way to go,
So keep away from edge, a lot —
Just thought I’d let you know!