Air on G-string Knot Right

Oh, woe is me,
t get me started

Today my G
String went and parted.

What then hung out
Was truly shocking
It waved about
Inviting mocking.

Twas all forlorn,
And long and stringy;
So badly worn,
That sorry thingy!

But solution
There was one plotted

To get it knotted.


Tuned up tightly
The G it sounded;
Touch knot lightly

A note well-rounded.

Past the tying
Notes were as normal,
All from trying
A fix informal!


© January 2017 Colonialist

About colonialist

Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies. Recently Indie Publishing has been added to this list.
This entry was posted in Africa, Colonialist, Humorous rhyme, Music, Really Awful Rhyme and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

20 Responses to Air on G-string Knot Right

  1. Loved it except for ‘as’ in the second line of the last verse.

    I must admit that the first two lines of your verse had me saying two different lines, (I told you I read your verse aloud)
    . From an old Cockney ditty of the 1030’s/1940’s
    I paid me penny
    and I only farted.
    It was, of course a reference to wasting a penny in the public lavatories!


  2. MOL…you got me on this one, Col…MOL 😀 Pawkisses for a Happy Weekend 🙂 ❤


  3. gipsika says:

    Reblogged this on the red ant and commented:
    Have a look hair…
    all up in the air
    Knot the way
    to play!
    This G-string needs air replacement!

    (and dashed if I could find a rhyme to “replacement”!) 😀


  4. gipsika says:

    Oh lol, you’ve just given this violinist a brain cramp! That is knot the way to fix a string! I’m a frayed knot! 😀


  5. Pussycat44 says:

    Hahahaha, hilarious 🙂


You have the right to remain silent - but please don't!

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s