I haven’t written any fiction for a while, and thought I’d better get back in practice so that I can do another novel. Here is a fairy story in the meantime; get a drink and a comfortable chair …
A Fairy Funnie Story Indeed
‘My new go-fast magic works too well,’ Fairy Funnie said to Sconnie Bunny.
‘How can it work too well?’ Sconnie asked.
‘I get home ahead of myself,’ Funnie said with a shudder.
Sconnie kicked an ear and looked puzzled. ‘What’s so bad about that?’
‘I have nothing to sit on!’ Funnie wailed.
‘Why not? Surely the chair is there?’
‘Yes, but my bottom isn’t!’