I haven’t written any fiction for a while, and thought I’d better get back in practice so that I can do another novel. Here is a fairy story in the meantime; get a drink and a comfortable chair …
A portrait of Fairy Funnie upon arrival ahead of herself.
A Fairy Funnie Story Indeed
‘My new go-fast magic works too well,’ Fairy Funnie said to Sconnie Bunny.
‘How can it work too well?’ Sconnie asked.
‘I get home ahead of myself,’ Funnie said with a shudder.
Sconnie kicked an ear and looked puzzled. ‘What’s so bad about that?’
‘I have nothing to sit on!’ Funnie wailed.
‘Why not? Surely the chair is there?’
‘Yes, but my bottom isn’t!’
© January 2017 Colonialist
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Nice to get a smile a day, thanks Col. 🙂
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Too late it occurs to me that I should have had a Fairy Tail subtitle!
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This gave me a chuckle! Thanks! 🙂
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Good, good. A pleasure!
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White Rabbit witty!
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No, the White Rabbit was always running late. She arrives too early.
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That needed some thought at this time in the morning 🙂
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It took a while to get to the bottom of it?
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🙂
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🙂
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🙂 🙂
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Reblogged this on the red ant and commented:
😀 The incorrigible & inimitable…
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Thanks for reblog!
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Pleasure! 🙂
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^_^ This one is funny!!
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Fairy funny, as advertised! Or at least worth a quick groan. Levity with brevity?
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😀
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