Baseless Fears


I haven’t written any fiction for a while, and thought I’d better get back in practice so that I can do another novel. Here is a fairy story in the meantime; get a drink and a comfortable chair …

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A portrait of Fairy Funnie upon arrival ahead of herself.

 

A Fairy Funnie Story Indeed

My new go-fast magic works too well, Fairy Funnie said to Sconnie Bunny.

How can it work too well? Sconnie asked.

I get home ahead of myself, Funnie said with a shudder.

Sconnie kicked an ear and looked puzzled. Whats so bad about that?

I have nothing to sit on! Funnie wailed.

Why not? Surely the chair is there?

Yes, but my bottom isnt!

© January 2017 Colonialist
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About colonialist

Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies.
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18 Responses to Baseless Fears

  1. Nice to get a smile a day, thanks Col. 🙂

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  2. Pingback: Baseless Fears – Kate McClelland

  3. This gave me a chuckle! Thanks! 🙂

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  4. That needed some thought at this time in the morning 🙂

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  5. gipsika says:

    Reblogged this on the red ant and commented:
    😀 The incorrigible & inimitable…

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  6. gipsika says:

    ^_^ This one is funny!!

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