This Bridge Should Have Been No Trump Contract
The USA must be a dump
To get a specimen like Trump
In presidential upward-bump —
Is everybody there a chump?
A mannerless habitual grump,
Quite oversize in tum and rump;
You’d think that both he and his frump
From voters would have got the hump.
Like dirty oil, someone should pump
Him all the way out of the sump;
Get him and all his friends to jump
Right overboard in one big lump!
One Promise Fulfilled Already.
are going to their beds
All lulled with promises
as empty as their heads;
Though Donald John Drumpf
Has just scored at any rate —
For now in tri-umph,
He’s made America grate!
The next Drumkopf stunt
is what everyone now dreads.