Our monkeys are forming a faction
Expressing the outrage they feel
And will probably take legal action
At statements they rampage and steal.
They merely make use of what’s owed them
From areas where they were first
Whence nobody has overthrowed them,
Although they have all tried their worst.
But more than that, they are offended
By insults far worse sent their way,
Demanding apologies tendered
From those, ‘Almost human!’, who say.
‘How is it you dare to compare us
With such a despicable kind?
Forthwith we insist such you spare us,
Or prompt litigation you’ll find!’