Love the play on words 😀
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No Uni; no horn, just about sums up this little lot!
On the cob, er, cobber?
….of course 😀
Powdered horn* from faked-up unicorn was supposed to keep one’s, you know, pecker up; not sure what this perfumed water does for the ladies though — perhaps it should called The De-scent of Man?
* Said to be narwhal tusks palmed off on gullible medieval types as from unicorn; its efficacy as potent as rhino horn, that is, of zilch use except as a placebo.
One wonders what the effects would have been from the horn of a genuine unicorn. Horny as a stallion?
The mind boggles.
how disgusting 🙄 XD
Tha hast t’nose
Like a rose
From t’ale it shows.
D’you think I should sue them for use of my logo?
The stink from their Eau de
(A substitute odour)
Does get up my nose; it’s a ‘no go’!
I should have swiped and suitably doctored it — it is a great deal better than my awful artwork!
Not awful at all, I was really taken in … at first, I hasten to add!
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