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Colonialist Hare-writ-age
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Sounds like something to mull over with tea. Nicely worded.
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D’you think tea would be a strong enough restorative? Mulled wine might work better!
Thanks!
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I much prefer the illustrations to the poem(?) 🐻 XD
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Those have the unfair advantage of being world famous. Just wait until my burst of literary genius is, too!
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Well you better hurry up I keep telling you that there’s not that much time left! 😈
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Let’s see … JK Rowling was unknown when she sold her first book in 1997 but by 2000 was already loaded. Since, she has become multi-mega loaded, of course. But if needs must I’ll settle for the 3 years and just loaded.
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Who’s JK Rowling
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Something to do with a hairy porter, I believe.
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You mean that old geezer working at the railway station? I think I know who you mean. 🙂
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. . . I have a receding hare line . . . Sorry, that’s the best I can hop on.
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I simply love the image of a line of hares, retreating rapidly.
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St David’s Day’s done, we’ve now had our fun:
In Wales it’s a leek or a daff that we seek
To wear on the first day of March or be cursed
For pretending to be a genuine Taffy!
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I wonder if Top Gear would go into reverse if the presenter started reciting, ‘Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a …’
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It’s interesting that Taffy seems to have lost currency as a generic term for a Welshman (or -woman, I suppose). It could be said it’s no worse than, say, a Tynesider being called a Geordie or a Scotsman a Jock. Whether it’s derived from the River Taff that runs through Cardiff or from Davy (a familiar form of Wales’ patron saint) it seems quite an innocuous nickname.
Can’t speak for Jeremy Clarkson though — he seems to have become a charicature of himself …
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Sorry, caricature!
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The other spelling makes more sense, actually!
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You don’t think that the beginning of that rhyme, implying a national trait of dishonesty, wouldn’t occasion howls of protest from PC anti-racists?
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I guess the nickname came before the scurrilous rhyme. I wouldn’t avoid using the epithet Cretan just because some philosopher postulated that ‘All Cretans are liars.’
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One can also talk about blondes without necessarily inferring that they are dumb.
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And Epimenides himself was a Cretan
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Oi! what about the Scouse?
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That, my dear sir, is a sailor’s stew.
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Very droll dear boy very droll! 🙂
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I pinch and punch, but must do before lunch. 🙂
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So then, on this date, assault is too late!
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The time it was done, not too late for my son
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On April Fool’s Day fear attack, for he will try to get you back!
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I’ll have to keep my wits about, to get in first before his clout. On April Fool’s I’ll be quite firm and make sure I’m the early worm.
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And it would turn out quite absurd
Were he to be the early bird!
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Hehehe I knew you would be wide awake, to to pick me up on my mistake. 😀
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