Juno Watt was a bit of a clot
And she gossiped quite a lot;
Ivor Heard was a bit of a nerd,
And he hung on every word;
Hours on end Ivors ears she would bend
Full attention he would lend;
Then, in turn, Ivors news she would learn;
Both for more and more would yearn;
Strange to tell, for each other they fell,
And together they now dwell
How they yell when new gossip they smell
Its a marriage made in hell.

© March 2017 Colonialist

About colonialist

Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies. Recently Indie Publishing has been added to this list.
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  1. Think I’ll exercise my right this time…….. 🐻


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