REALLY AWFUL SLANDER

 

Juno Watt was a bit of a clot
And she gossiped quite a lot;
Ivor Heard was a bit of a nerd,
And he hung on every word;
Hours on end Ivor’s ears she would bend —
Full attention he would lend;
Then, in turn, Ivor’s news she would learn;
Both for more and more would yearn;
Strange to tell, for each other they fell,
And together they now dwell
How they yell when new gossip they smell …
It’s a marriage made in hell.

© March 2017 Colonialist