A Really Awfully Simple Operation to Cure South Africa …


Infected tonsils? There a


 tonsillectomy is done;

Appendix that’s infected? 

 Appendectomy’s the one;

   In South Africa, it’s Zuma

   Who provides the gloom and doom-a,

So a Zuma-ectomy

 Should most swiftly be begun.

© April 2017 Colonialist

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Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies. Recently Indie Publishing has been added to this list.
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13 Responses to A Really Awfully Simple Operation to Cure South Africa …

  1. Ek hou nie my asem op nie


    • colonialist says:

      Soos gewoonlik, die ‘goeie’ mense sug en maak bietjie geraas, maar doen niks besonders nie. As ALMAL demonstreer hoe gatvol hulle nou voel, kan iets gebeur. Gedurende Apartheid as elke persoon hulle ‘dompas’ gebrand het, sou ‘n ander storie gou uitgekom.

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  2. Are you expecting to live, Leslie?


  3. What a cheerful lot of jokers!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Indubitably so! He needs to be excised 🔪. He is the root cause of the rot within the country. 😳😥


  5. Rip says:

    How does that work Col?
    You can cut off a tonsil.
    You can cut off an appendix.
    How do you cut off a hole?

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