One can see that R’s bike, in the lead, is getting a bit small for her. Also, it is time she had a ‘proper’ MB.
Tomorrow ninth birthday for little R
And a new bike Mom has bought her,
Guess who assembled it – No Cigar!
For she is my granddaughter!
The bike was mainly put together,
But what was left made heavy weather –
Turned out a terrible endeavour!
For half the tools were missing, quite,
Half what was done was not done right,
I cursed those guys right out of sight,
And I did it hell-for-leather!
© April 2017 Colonialist
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May she pedal surrounded by angels if you’re handiwork won’t do.
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The curse of self-assembly
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Or the curse of inept pre-self-assembly!
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I doubt that
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Believe me, it applied on this one. The brake cables were fitted the wrong way round, and the calipers with a severe bias. Nuts were loose all over the place. As for the gears … let’s not go there.
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🙂
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