Tomorrow ninth birthday for little R
And a new bike Mom has bought her,
Guess who assembled it – No Cigar!
For she is my granddaughter!
The bike was mainly put together,
But what was left made heavy weather –
Turned out a terrible endeavour!
For half the tools were missing, quite,
Half what was done was not done right,
I cursed those guys right out of sight,
And I did it hell-for-leather!