A Zoo-ma Too-doo to Roo, Doo too Being Placed in the Moo-Poo by a Book

Wordle 325

Clear taunting body-language hidden fury test;
War mission on, to give a lesson as a thief;
From all the dirt exposed he’s sure to slide the best —
That he, again, won’t pay fills one with disbelief!

President Zuma of South Africa is the target of a book just published which reveals that he has indulged in shenanigans beyond what even his most jaded critics have suspected. He takes refuge at his favourite African river — De Nile — and his display of injured innocence is again likely to sway his doltish followers or be echoed by his equally culpable cronies.

Owlingly Really Awful Talepiece

© November 2017 Colonialist

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5 Responses to A Zoo-ma Too-doo to Roo, Doo too Being Placed in the Moo-Poo by a Book

  1. I wonder if the other dozen or so who ticked the Like box bothered to read this or were frightened off by the title. Must admit it gave me a bit of a scare had to fortify myself with a large glass of Shiraz 🙂


  2. Stephanie Haahjem says:

    I found it amazing that the Wordle words were so apt for our non-illustrious President! Is the compiler South African, by any chance?

    Liked by 1 person

    • colonialist says:

      The only clue as to where she lives is that she has autumn’s falling leaves in September. From that I would guess UK. She would have said fall if USA.
      The words could have been tailor made, though!


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