TWADDLE in Really Awful Rhyme



I used the 98-word Twaddle challenge to start writing anything, stop when I thought I’d got to about 98, and then do a little fine-tuning, pruning and swooning:-




So twaddle we send our writing efforts today?
I would twobble you to unequivocally say
We should twiddle with the words in frivolic-type play,
And should messed around with tenses,
And should lost for bad our senses,
Till with elderly-ing we will straight a steal-he gray.

Did you guessticate that ‘straight’ above was really a bad turn?
Or, with much prevarication, did you ultimately learn
That the twingly things one shorts for, one never will discern
Till they friggle with a wombat,
That’s in loving with a tomcat,
Who is trying all the universal secret stuff to learn?

© May 2018 Colonialist

About colonialist

Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies. Recently Indie Publishing has been added to this list.
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10 Responses to TWADDLE in Really Awful Rhyme

  1. This is fantastic – I didn’t understand a word of it 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  2. You lost me after the first 3 lines 😀


  3. Your twaddled your pruning and tuning very well here!


  4. Michael says:

    Well done, an excellent load of twaddle.

    Liked by 1 person

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