I used the 98-word Twaddle challenge to start writing anything, stop when I thought I’d got to about 98, and then do a little fine-tuning, pruning and swooning:-
So twaddle we send our writing efforts today?
I would twobble you to unequivocally say
We should twiddle with the words in frivolic-type play,
And should messed around with tenses,
And should lost for bad our senses,
Till with elderly-ing we will straight a steal-he gray.
Did you guessticate that ‘straight’ above was really a bad turn?
Or, with much prevarication, did you ultimately learn
That the twingly things one shorts for, one never will discern
Till they friggle with a wombat,
That’s in loving with a tomcat,
Who is trying all the universal secret stuff to learn?
© May 2018 Colonialist
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This is fantastic – I didn’t understand a word of it 🙂
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Oh, good! Although, after word-replacement, it makes far too much sense to be completely twaddle. Hard to get it right!
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You lost me after the first 3 lines 😀
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*seriously worried* You mean the first three lines made sense to you? Oh dear!
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Your twaddled your pruning and tuning very well here!
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Aye twyde!
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Well done, an excellent load of twaddle.
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I’m glad you think so. I was petrified that I might have let some sense sneak in!
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Not a chance so rest easy 😀
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🙂
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