Really Awful Shredder Sh’ Read er Bout


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With M, a nice fresh toilet roll
is very much in fashion,
She perches near the toilet bowl
And shreds it with a passion

So every virgin one we bring —
To make sure we don’t lack it —
We have to cover up the thing,
Within a plastic jacket.

© July 2018 Colonialist
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Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies.
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11 Responses to Really Awful Shredder Sh’ Read er Bout

  1. Sue W says:

    I love the antics of our furry friends!

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  2. Perhaps you should trade M in for a nice little dog 🐶 🐾 🐩

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  3. Colline says:

    What a naughty kitty 🙂

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  4. disperser says:

    Aluminum foil might work as well and be easier to work with (meaning, easier to remove in an emergency).

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