With M, a nice fresh toilet roll
is very much in fashion,
She perches near the toilet bowl
And shreds it with a passion
So every virgin one we bring —
To make sure we don’t lack it —
We have to cover up the thing,
Within a plastic jacket.
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I love the antics of our furry friends!
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Perhaps you should trade M in for a nice little dog 🐶 🐾 🐩
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Ha! As if I need any more shoe shredders and carpet dampeners and noise pollution producers!
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Grrrrrrrrrrrn woof!
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Did you not see the picture of Woody running off with one of our toilet rolls Brian?
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I can’t recall seeing it Sue, which post was it? perhaps you can send me the link to that one?
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What a naughty kitty 🙂
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Aluminum foil might work as well and be easier to work with (meaning, easier to remove in an emergency).
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. . . she would then be foiled . . .
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Aaaargh! *splutter* That would certainly be the case.
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A definite thought, but the aesthetics of the transparent covering seem better …
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