The Knight’s Tail


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In memory of a loyal knight
Of the house of Yawk
Who got an almighty fright
One night when he dropped his fawk
And under the table, his fawk to retrieve,
He crawled, but a wag there then made him receive
A rose through a chink in his pants, I believe,
So then there was tawk
That all there did gawk
At such a peculiar sight;
This mortification caused him to grieve —
His soul of his body promptly took leave —
At a very fast wawk;
When he’d popped his cawk
On top of him they placed that stawk,
For underneath didn’t seem right.

© January 2019 Colonialist
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Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies. Recently Indie Publishing has been added to this list.
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24 Responses to The Knight’s Tail

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  2. Widdershins says:

    Bwhahaha … bloody brilliant! 😀

    Like

  3. Hélène - Willow Poetry says:

    That is funny. Well done too.

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  4. Can’t stop chuckling.
    Priceless, you’ve outdone yourself young man 😀

    Liked by 1 person

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  6. Sisyphus47 says:

    Outrageous! ;-))

    Liked by 1 person

  7. willowdot21 says:

    Yes so very unique and funny 💜

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Sue Vincent says:

    Okay, that was most unexpected 😉 😀

    Liked by 1 person

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