Really Awfully Too Much of a Bad Thing

Saturday: attended Garden Judges AGM. A very good talk and slide show on choice of plants.

Sunday and what was left of today after shenanigans detailed below: what now lurks on the other side of this plug will be revealed in due course.

It really is annoying
That the stuff we are destroying
With a ray
Turns out not the only feature:
There is yet another creature
There at play!
So, before this morning’s session
I was given the impression
Vividly,
That an -ologist I needed
That I have as yet not see-ded,
Now to see;
Then round hospital went stamping,
Forms caused lots of writer’s cramping:
Tell me why
Every time you see a new one,
Yet more forms are handed to one,
To apply?
And I booked there an appointment
Though it was a disappointment —
Not today —
And more blood tests there were taken,
Which some saved time will be makin’,
Anyway!
Therefore now, on top of cooking,
I must wait while they are looking
For the chance
That a biopsy they’re needing —
Hope, without, they’ll be succeeding!
Once you lance,
It increases chance of spreading
And on quagmire one’s treading;
That’s unless
One then whips it out quite smartly —
That is, all of it, not partly —
Best, I guess!

© February 2019 Colonialist