Monthly Archives: May 2019

Logging Out; Key Elements in Puppy Name


It seems the name of Sharkie For new pup’s not quite right, And neither, quite, is Darkie For reasons I won’t cite, And nonsense is Malarkey, Though fitting, to degrees; Quite useless would be Barky — He don’t do much … Continue reading

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TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT GS ACHIEVEMENTS


    © May 2019 Colonialist

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Really Awful Hate Speech


I do so loathe and detest those Who do a public slaughter, And anybody who goes To denigrate a daughter. And detest those who to beaches Go to litter and despoil Including the foul creatures Who will leave a spill … Continue reading

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Affording the Ticket for a Moving Picture


On Sunday I a scooter saw By battery activated This scooter was discounted, for For demos it had there waited; Though it was still a hefty cost My guilt at buying it was lost With earnings into kitty tossed Film … Continue reading

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Dance, Proposal, and Acceptance


  Chill! Swirl in beam freely; Stick to drive through teeming hall; Kneel before sweetheart; dream can really Come true with sign to cheer us all!     My own proposal took place in a car parked overlooking city lights; … Continue reading

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See-saw Continues, and what Nature Abohors


You will have admired the saw-work You saw me perform near the pool; Indeed, I have added there maw work — That I stomach it, am I a fool? But new branch I have now created With technology’s most cutting … Continue reading

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I Came, I Sawed, Nowhere Near Yet Conquered


Before and after pictures show How much sawing on the go, But more grief has to be faced Before pool can get replaced Now consensus that I see  Is that pool dug in should be; With all steps earth out … Continue reading

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