A Fruitful Occasion?


South African Elections
End Apple-ly for some,
Though impotent erections
Up Pear-ently have come.

A Naartjie is averted,
Banana Republic, too?
Im-Peach meant’s not asserted
As something they will do.

Plum-p pockets may continue
Corruption without Paw-paws —
Water-Melon cholic sins you
Find politicians cause!

Grape pleasure they’ll be taking —
In fact, be feeling Cherry —
In conse-Quince of making
Blackcurrent land mob merry.

One Fig-ures Lemon-tations
May well be widely heard;
Would Guava race relations
Sub-Lime? — but that’s absurd!

© May 2019 Colonialist
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About colonialist

Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies. Recently Indie Publishing has been added to this list.
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16 Responses to A Fruitful Occasion?

  1. Fruit basket will not turn over. No smoothie being made. Finely pulped indeed.

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  2. Tokeloshe. says:

    Well done 🙂
    The salad also looks delicious.

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  3. I’ve never heard of a fruity election before

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  4. Sue W says:

    Very good Les. I’m sorry that the situation continues to be dire.

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  5. Arkenaten says:

    Excellent. A very fruitful summation, Mister N.
    I did not follow any of it, although my two cast their lots.
    I presume the ANC took it? Did the DA make any headway this time around?

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