Really Awful Hate Speech

I do so loathe and detest those
Who do a public slaughter,
And anybody who goes
To denigrate a daughter.

And detest those who to beaches
Go to litter and despoil
Including the foul creatures
Who will leave a spill of oil.

Really can’t stand the silly band
Who ride out hunting foxes,
Or those hunting trophies, and
Who send them home in boxes.

And, likewise, those who breed some birds
To shoot them out of the sky,
With them I’d like to have words,
Even if a Royal guy.

I abhor those who ever chose
A bullfight for attending;
Anyone who might suppose
Road rules are made for bending;

Iconoclasts all using blasts
With which to enforce wishes;
A man who baited hooks casts
So as to murder fishes.

I find all the politicians
Repulsive in the extreme,
Who only gain positions
Improper assets to cream.

Also, who so far corrupt are,
That everything that they do
Is from the public good, far —
They rob from me and from you.

Can’t stand those silly religions
That from all logic will stray;
I also detest pigeons
That mess on my car all day.

I  hate it that with all these hates
I am unlikely to be
Forced by retributive fates
To convey apology;

But if race I dare to mention,
Such hate speech would cost me dear,
As, with the new convention,
I’d be petrified with fear.

© May 2019 Colonialist

About colonialist

Active septic geranium who plays with words writing fantasy novels and professionally editing, with notes writing classical music, and with riding a mountain bike, horses and dinghies. Recently Indie Publishing has been added to this list.
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17 Responses to Really Awful Hate Speech

  1. equinoxio21 says:

    I was just thinking tonite that we are in complete regression…

    Liked by 1 person

    • Colonialist says:

      A valid thought, unfortunately.

      Liked by 1 person

      • equinoxio21 says:

        Yep. And here in Mexico we are caught between Trump and a loco new president. 😦
        I was telling my wife about an article I read in the French press about SA and the swearing of “Cyril”. Lots of talk about the economy, the unemployment, even the corruption. But not a single word about the violence. Self-censorship at its best. Tsss.
        Enjoy the week-end. (Your pool back up yet?) 😉


  2. SueW says:

    Well said, well put and very well done! And I agree!


  3. This is brilliant. Well done.


  4. disperser says:

    Yup . . .

    . . . they say the human species has made progress . . . but that must have stopped a few generations ago.

    Liked by 3 people

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