Really Awful Weak

A moanday starts off the workday week,
And moans will quite abound;
With chooseday you choose a rest to seek —
No energy you’ve found;
On whensday you ask when will it end,
This awful drudgery?
By thirstday you’re going round the bend,
And need some drinks, you see;
But fryday will let you cook with gas,
All celebratory;
With satyourday you’re sat on your ass,
And drinking copiously;
By sunday, in sun upon the grass,
You quite passed out will be.

© July 2019 Colonialist