1) Absolute Nonsense
Sham lift you spray at dawn,
Then shimmy down to wrap;
Fit choke, call shell on lawn;
In corner, scar in gap.
2) Unsuccessful Car Repairs
Fit sham part you lift and spray at dawn,
See car shimmy to wrap round pole;
Fit choke, call shell a lot too worn;
Cause corner scar, and one big hole.