
A fountain, power for which I have just drilled through the wall from a plug. Was that useful or youthful?
Doctor says where I was headed
I was very nearly deaded,
Two types of cancer, both stage four,
Had me right at heaven’s door;
Fact that he can be so frank
Shows that, modern meds to thank,
And some bits snipped here and there,
Have allowed him to declare
I’m not going anywhere!
Well, not yet, at any rate,
Which is absolutely great:
From a party bad to run
When there’s still such lots more fun!
But says I should leave alone
Things that might just break a bone
So, perhaps, it cannot be
That I try to learn to ski,
Take up skydiving, or race
Motorbikes around the place;
Though, to simply sit and knit
Won’t appeal to me one bit.
What a great attitude to adopt. I’m not sure if I could be as brave. Good luck to you.
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Thanks: it simply calls for a degree of pragmatism!
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Great post! I have written a while ago a blog titled: “Activate Your own Fountain Of Youth” https://authorjoannereed.net/activate-your-own-fountain-of-youth/ – Check it out!
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Great advice, there! And to keep creativity flowing.
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Colonialist, I’m truly glad you’re well;
may you versify up to your death-knell.
And maybe beyond . . .
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But who could ever quite abide
My rhyme from out the other side?
As soon as I am reciting bits,
‘Twill terrify them into fits!
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Such a wonderful report!! I have no doubt you’re going to make the most of this new lease on life!
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*mutter, mutter* It takes away my excuses for loafing around, though!
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Mmm…crochet, I haven’t done that for a while, might take it up again!
Needless to say I am pleased as punch with your latest medical report.
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My specialities were egg-cosies.
Thank you!
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Excellent, excellent, excellent news … it depends on what you’re planning to knit! 😀
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First of all: any bones I happen to break by becoming over-active!
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😀
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Ducks and quacks
Have the same call
’twas a near fall
You came out with a straight back.
🙂
(Can’t believe you and Ark led me to this most awful rhyme with scant reason. Regardless I am very pleased for the good news.)
Keep quacking. 😉
Brian
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Still going at a quacking pace,
These Really Awful Rhymes to face!
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Lest I lose face,
I surrender my place.
😉
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Good news
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Indeed; thank you. Of course, it is a strong reminder to go gathering rosebuds while I may . . .
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Yes
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Great to hear you’re mended
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Or at least entering a controlled situation! Thanks.
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What wonderful news, Leslie, and well done for fighting through!
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It was taken in bite-sized chunks!
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Happy to hear you have a reprieve, Col. 👏🏻🤗
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Depending on consuming four silkworm cocoons daily from now on in!
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😳
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Such great news, now listen, please –
Do stop cutting down those trees!
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The darn things will keep on growing; what am I to do?
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Give someone else the chance, your sea view to enhance! Lots of folk out there, who would love your load to bear.
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I wish!
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Please, please, for entirely selfish reasons don’t take yourself off any time soon—I do derive huge pleasure from your inventive doggerel, ingrained dogma and intricate word doodling, but above all from your zest for living. I appreciate your sometimes curmudgeonly manner as a necessary counterpart to your self-deprecating generosity in giving freely of your time, energy and advice in support of family, friends and us, your wider audience. So yes, imbibe deeply at that fountain and continue to regale us.
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This is very kind and deeply appreciated.
I would have thought that some of the rhyme is so really awful that cries of:
Was ever one you ever knew
With demise so overdue?
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There you go, self-deprecating again, it’s not a competition to see if we can outdo one another! 😁
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Or elsewise, overdone so much,
It really begs us not to touch!
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And the doc did not so much as utter,
About whether you are or are not a nutter,
Perhaps the big C is easier to fend,
If you are in fact, somewhat round the bend?
A shot in the arm to celebrate,
That Mister N , is not yet late,
Positive news to allay the fears,
Seems you’ll be around for a number of years.
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Perhaps the nutter part, instead,
He is taking much as read,
Hope that I will not, now, get,
Even lots more nutty yet!
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Fear not dear Col, I’m sure you’re fine,
You may become redolent like an old ”whine”,
But when it comes to matters of doolally,
In me you’ll always have an ally.
Pleased as punch,
You’re not yet ”out to lunch”
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Did I ever tell you that some of my ancestors are Nutters (for real)? My wife fell off her perch laughing when she unearthed that surname.
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The penchant for ‘odd’ names crosses all cultures and languages I’m sure and the meaning changes as time progresses.
Anyway, Nutter is preferable than a name such as Slowbottom or some such!
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You wrote a wonderful poem about this topic.
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Thank you very much!
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Quilting. Quilting is the answer.
Good to hear the terrible four have been taught some manners and are now behaving.
Also refreshing hearing modern medicine get the recognition for the positive results instead of some imaginary entity that if it existing would be to blame for the occurrences in the first place.
Some kudos surely you deserve for an attitude that’s also refreshing and methinks contributed to the positive outcome.
Now, get quilting.
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Said he, with a look of guilt,
‘I don’t want to learn to quilt!’
Cycling is more my style:
Want to do that, for a while!
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Having done both, I can say: “You’re right!”
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Excellent news!
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Certainly good for the morale, particularly when accompanied with a recommendation to take more exercise!
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Glad to hear you’re not going anywhere, though I can’t imagine you knitting!
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I did learn to crochet as a sickly child, but it is not something I have kept up with any great industry!
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