Category Archives: Caption Competition

Colonialist’s Caption Competition No 5 Voting


Here are the entries. Please enter three numbers in comments, indicating your choice for First, Second, and Third, in that order.  Entrants may (should!) vote, and may vote for themselves if they like their own caption/s best.   Examples:  (20,36,27)  … Continue reading

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ONE WONDERS WHY LEPORIDAE


   On the first of the month some funny habits Always make me refer to bunny rabbits, Though if there should be Some thrust out at me                           … Continue reading

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COLONIALIST CAPTION COMPETITION NO 5


  Does one compete avoiding hats? No, such would be no fun; A better competition, that’s, Which gets one to caps shun.  I solemnly undertake to try and run this one a bit more slickly, and not get side-tracked for … Continue reading

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Forgotten Caption Competition Winners


Taken from the days of pre-history and legend, there was a theory that Colonialist had run a Caption Competition based on the above piggy portrait. Documents from a dig in Durban have now been unearthed which confirm this as a … Continue reading

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‘Do’-ing ‘Re’-peat gives ‘Mi’ (‘Fa’ too much ‘So’) more ‘La’-‘Te’-tude.


The overwhelming outpouring of enthusiastic comments on my previous post saying, in effect, ‘Duh…?!’, together with some technical background stuff from Calmgrove, encouraged me to expand upon the infliction.  Here I do an even more obscure version of my graphics … Continue reading

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CAPTION COMPETITION VOTING – PIG ON POT


Pretty please, vote for your THREE favourites in order of preference, I.e. first, then second, then third.  For example:  25, 17, 21.  Scoring will be done by giving three points to first, two to second, and one for third.  1  … Continue reading

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COUNTERACTING SPENCERIAN ‘SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST’*


(See sidebar for Translator, Music, Novels, Awards etc.) The latest Monday Haiku, hosted (again!) by the skilled Serendipity, has a theme of:  Survival    Fittest still survive? The weak, from chill, humans will Save – and keep alive!   A … Continue reading

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