Category Archives: Humorous rhyme

No Rhyme; No Reason; 80th; Grand Parents’ Season.


Dear friends, I really think that it has reached high time I stopped subjecting all of you to Really Awful Rhyme, But so my latest doings, now, that everyone still knows, I will present them in the form of Truly … Continue reading

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Oh water day, in a medical way . . .


At eight o’clock to vampires, four phials of blood to draw, At ten to the urologist, so he could give the score, Twelve forty, radio therapy then me receiving saw, From there to pharmacy with script: a wait inside the … Continue reading

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Invective Lecture


You may have seen that on my blog ‘Bitch’ simply means a female dog; While ‘dam’ and ‘blast’ is water stored, And with explosion outward poured: ‘Helen dim-nation’ is a she From stupid nationality; When seeking words to rhyme with … Continue reading

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Broken Radio Transmitter


  It is my daily fate For radio a date: Was phoned to say. ‘It’s bust today, So hurry up and wait.’ My fury won’t abate, There I was at the gate, But locked again And can’t complain, But hurry … Continue reading

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Going at Unsteady Gates


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Another Day Another Equine Expectoration . . .


          (. . . Horse Spittal.) I was at my Board Meeting when I received a phone call,  then I had to go to Parklands at some speed, They said, ‘You know that little scan? Well, … Continue reading

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Really Awful Weak


A moanday starts off the workday week, And moans will quite abound; With chooseday you choose a rest to seek — No energy you’ve found; On whensday you ask when will it end, This awful drudgery? By thirstday you’re going … Continue reading

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