Category Archives: Humorous rhyme

Really Awful School Daze


          I spend a lot of time at school each day, More so, I fear I’m bound to say, Than when I was a scholar, For in those days I liked to shirk And was averse … Continue reading

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This Springs from Springs from Springs in Spring


These days to get one’s clothes online May not mean what you think: That wash and dry this may define Does not receive a wink No; shopping these days can be done While staring at a screen, On big, or … Continue reading

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Really Awful Loss of Two Old Friends


‘Twas in July two years ago That I let everybody know How shoes of mine had let me down, And caused a fall upon my crown. Well, after that, what could I do But buy a shoe glue that’s named … Continue reading

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Really Awful Tale Piece


The Really Awful Fall of Juno Watt Juno Watt is a bit of a clot, Maligning people madly; With her pretence that she knows what’s what, Which she carries out quite badly. Her gossip is said With a nod of … Continue reading

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Really Awful Natural and Unnatural Causes


  We have a lovely neighbourhood That always entertains, Last night yard-hoppers thought they should Seek out ill-gotten gains. But Younger Daughter heard them here And sounded the alarm, At which they scooted off in fear And just our gate … Continue reading

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Really Awful Rhyme for no Reason


I’ll be walking down the aisle upon the Isle of Capri It took a lot of wile the while I got her to agree; The ringing of the bell will show my belle will not rebel — She’d excel locked … Continue reading

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Macbeth in Toyland


    Dub ill, dub ill, Toyland trouble, Buy a fern, and called Ron ‘Bubble’: (When witch had called poor Noddy sick, Sold him a fern to get well quick, But fern belonged to guy called Ron — Frothed at … Continue reading

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