Category Archives: Humorous rhyme

This Simply Sucks!


 Our vacuum cleaners were destroyed By maids with regularity They too much weight on them deployed — A matter of great gravity; Industrial machine we bought, They can’t destroy this one, we thought, But soon a lesson we were taught: … Continue reading

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Lost Days, Drier Humour, and a Painful Subject.


Dear Sirs,/ Month that I ordered duly received, But I feel in this matter I have been deceived; When counting the days, A shortage displays — Please forward three more, or I’ll feel aggrieved. In Jan I had use of … Continue reading

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Supermoon as Clark Kent; Raining Cats and Wolves.


    The best with supermoons I do Is make them seem as if they’re new! Although this one did last week sneak From all the clouds, the briefest peek; We also had a stack of rain; Good, that —  … Continue reading

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Free Range Rabbits


December First, and time to say A ‘Rabbits!’ which will mark the day … I sometimes battle for new pics Supporting first-of-each-month tricks, But now I can snap quite a load Of free-range ones just down the road!           … Continue reading

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Really Awfully Inverse Law of Blogging


  The first munch of a spot of Xmas lunch.   The Inverse Law of Blogging Is not that it’s in rhyme, But, ‘More the news for flogging, The less you have the time.’ Past weeks have been quite frantic … Continue reading

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Not as in War King*


The photo challenge now running is actually walking — as in Pedestrian And on that theme, a quote from The Mouse in my Baa Baa Black Belt: “ ‘…what strikes you when you cross a chirping insect with a flying … Continue reading

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Lagomorpha Leporidae!


Lagomorpha Leporidae! That I say this you wonder why? It’s keeping up my usual habits Of, on the first, declaring ‘Rabbits’! The only true bunny is really distinct, But poor Bunolagus is almost extinct; The area these rabbits best thrived … Continue reading

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