Category Archives: Humorous rhyme

REALLY AWFUL SLANDER


  Juno Watt was a bit of a clot And she gossiped quite a lot; Ivor Heard was a bit of a nerd, And he hung on every word; Hours on end Ivor’s ears she would bend — Full attention … Continue reading

Posted in Humorous rhyme, Really Awful Rhyme | Tagged , , , , , | 3 Comments

Colonialist Hare-writ-age


With ‘Rabbits!’ I have habits To mark, of months, the first – At hares now take a stab; it’s In March what I do durst; And at a rhyme I grab, fits Of Awful I do worst; From Tenniel I nab bits — His … Continue reading

Posted in Humorous rhyme, Really Awful Rhyme | Tagged , , , | 30 Comments

Fired Up With Enthusiasm


    If you should seek the perfect catch — A flame that can’t be brighter — Consider using A Good Match, Or, better still, one lighter. © February 2017 Colonialist

Posted in Challenge, Humorous rhyme, photo challenge, Photography, Really Awful Rhyme, Weekly Photo Challenge, Wordplay | Tagged , , | 16 Comments

Worse than Monkeys


Our monkeys are forming a faction Expressing the outrage they feel And will probably take legal action At statements they rampage and steal.  They merely make use of what’s owed them From areas where they were first Whence nobody has … Continue reading

Posted in Africa, Humorous rhyme, Really Awful Rhyme, Satire, Wildlife | Tagged , , , | 29 Comments

Granny (Dilly) Botany you’d Guava not know …


When with a passion fruit you miss Try Passiflora edulis Dad with a taste for motoring* The guavadilla’s praise will sing These yellow be and may be tarter Variety is flavi car pa*. What is the favourite recipe for this? … Continue reading

Posted in Africa, Gardens, Humorous rhyme, Really Awful Rhyme, Wordplay | Tagged , , , , , | 9 Comments

Bits of Blocked-out Sunlight


© February 2017 Colonialist

Posted in Africa, Beach, Challenge, Colonialist, Grandchildren, Humorous rhyme, Photography, Rhyme, Weekly Photo Challenge, Wordplay | Tagged , , , | 21 Comments

The Really Awful Modern Degeneration


Can’t be without it to be with it.   If you would join the factions Within the modern age, There are some vital actions In which you should engage, Do get some nasty pigments To pin into your skin — … Continue reading

Posted in Humorous rhyme, Really Awful Rhyme, Satire | Tagged , , , , , | 17 Comments