Category Archives: Humorous rhyme

Make A-ware to B-ware!


Day 25  Today, we challenge you to write a poem that takes the form of a warning label . . . for yourself!  Do not feed doughnuts or ‘do-nots’, For both as a challenge are seen; Do not disturb writing … Continue reading

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Tomato Sauce: Finishing the Bottle


I have faithfully stuck to all the given topics for GloPoWriMo and am now up-to-date. Actually, I went to town on some of them far more than I had intended to do. I hope they make the effort worth it … Continue reading

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GloPoWriMo Tomato Sauce


To enter Glo Po Wri Mo, As I have done for years, To play Tomato Sauce* I go So I can put on airs!                                 … Continue reading

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March of a New Cabinet


For first of March no internet once more Meant no more bunnies added to my score, Instead of left, my march of March this year Has started on a right, I greatly fear. But right left first is morally correct, … Continue reading

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This Simply Sucks!


 Our vacuum cleaners were destroyed By maids with regularity They too much weight on them deployed — A matter of great gravity; Industrial machine we bought, They can’t destroy this one, we thought, But soon a lesson we were taught: … Continue reading

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Lost Days, Drier Humour, and a Painful Subject.


Dear Sirs,/ Month that I ordered duly received, But I feel in this matter I have been deceived; When counting the days, A shortage displays — Please forward three more, or I’ll feel aggrieved. In Jan I had use of … Continue reading

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Supermoon as Clark Kent; Raining Cats and Wolves.


    The best with supermoons I do Is make them seem as if they’re new! Although this one did last week sneak From all the clouds, the briefest peek; We also had a stack of rain; Good, that —  … Continue reading

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