Category Archives: political satire

Shed Up, Curse It!


Back to ‘loads that are now shed’I just simply went to bed;Now that lights have come back on,Back to blogging I have gone. Seems quite crazy that time spentOn one’s blogging, with intent,Must depend on current’s whim —Oops, did I … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday to Me: and a Brief History.


One short of eighty years today There came a great event, For that is when there came our way Yours truly, mischief bent; To end of war, and more and more Of conflicts through the years, Through all absurdities the … Continue reading

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Dead Backward


So Ebagum at long last popped his clogs, After sending a great country to the dogs; Although it is so often clearly said One should abstain from speaking ill of dead, He was dead stupid, or an evil man, To … Continue reading

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Trump to Buy South Africa


Seeing that Trump’s Greenland bid has failed, His ambitions further now have sailed, And attention presently is caught On S A as somewhere to be bought; One condition laid down for the sale Is for a new government; all male; … Continue reading

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A Really Awful Fix for South Africa.


I’m going to start a party South Africa to win, Which will, just for a start-y Make violent strikes a sin. By introducing martial law The process will begin So anybody with this flaw, Will simply be done in. Survivors … Continue reading

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Struggle Propaganda for Gaggles


How messy, taking courage as mantra that talk May lean on a magic way to exist; Stories feed the soul with struggle myths and don’t balk, For the vulnerable on which to subsist. © June 2019 Colonialist

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Really Awful Hate Speech


I do so loathe and detest those Who do a public slaughter, And anybody who goes To denigrate a daughter. And detest those who to beaches Go to litter and despoil Including the foul creatures Who will leave a spill … Continue reading

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