Category Archives: Satire

Wordle 288 … Where the Cap Fits …


No angel, but some feathered jinx That on this planet such shallow, hollow Doctrines implanted with their stinks, Expecting us to follow! With a sigh, we decide to leave each cult to bleed or spin Shamelessly into the news with … Continue reading

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A Really Awful Stinker


The average people found these days, Because of stupid sentiments, Smell different in strangest ways — All have a lack of common scents. © February 2017 Colonialist

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Worse than Monkeys


Our monkeys are forming a faction Expressing the outrage they feel And will probably take legal action At statements they rampage and steal.  They merely make use of what’s owed them From areas where they were first Whence nobody has … Continue reading

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Robert’s Rules of Disorder, Really Awful


Gen’ral Robert, it is clear we need yer Update on some Rules for the Procedure Parliamentary meetings now should stick to — Quite a number, now, you need to flick through When one’s rising on a Point of Silence,* Or … Continue reading

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The Really Awful Modern Degeneration


Can’t be without it to be with it.   If you would join the factions Within the modern age, There are some vital actions In which you should engage, Do get some nasty pigments To pin into your skin — … Continue reading

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Really Awful Trumpetty Sounds


This Bridge Should Have Been No Trump Contract The USA must be a dump To get a specimen like Trump In presidential upward-bump — Is everybody there a chump? A mannerless habitual grump, Quite oversize in tum and rump; You’d … Continue reading

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Really Awful Completely US Math and a Trump Pet


What Americans will do With math to make a USA deflator? They have now reduced it to The very Lowest Common Dominator. Is Trump’s love of dogs a flaw? Whenever to his home he comes around, Greeted by a Labrador, … Continue reading

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