Tag Archives: fun

Really Awful Hot Air

Posted on January 12, 2015 by colonialist

‘We need some airconditioners!’ My daughter blurted out; The heated tones she used Left me in very little doubt The matter, it was urgent, So forthwith I promptly went To airily explore how best Such outlay could be spent. … Continue reading →

Posted in Humour, Nonsense verse, Personal Journal, Poems, Really Awful Rhyme | Tagged Airconditioners, Colonialist, fun, Hair care, humour, Really Awful Rhyme, wordplay. | 25 Comments

REALLY AWFULLY RHYMING JOURNAL

Posted on January 5, 2015 by colonialist

“I’m buzzy, buzzy, buzzy!” said the bee; Said I, “But not a bit as much as me!” “That’s bad grammar!” said the fly, “For you should have said, ‘As I’!” Flies are an awful pest, you will agree. … Continue reading →

Posted in Humour, Nonsense verse, Personal Journal, Photography, Really Awful Rhyme, Wordplay | Tagged Colonialist, fun, journal in verse., Really Awful Rhyme | 16 Comments

REALLY AWFUL BACKCHAT ON THE SIDE

Posted on June 12, 2014 by colonialist

AN UPLIFTING PASSAGE Some writers sink to lowly depths in parts that lose the plot; They also tend to rant and rave and use bad words a lot – One doesn’t want to chide such kids, or … Continue reading →

Posted in Humour, Language, Poems, Really Awful Rhyme, Wordplay | Tagged anal insult, bottoms up rudely., Colonialist, fun, humour, Really Awful Rhyme | 25 Comments

Really Awful Stranglers in the Night – Just as a Choke

Posted on March 13, 2014 by colonialist

As a public service, I thought it would be a good idea to update soppy songs like the following one, to bring them more in tune with modern times: Stranglers in the night Look for a victim Lurking … Continue reading →

Posted in Humour, Parody, Really Awful Joke, Really Awful Rhyme, Satire, Wordplay | Tagged Colonialist, fun, humour, parody, Really Awful Rhyme, Stranglers in the Night | 40 Comments

Colonialist’s Caption Competition No 5 Voting

Posted on February 8, 2014 by colonialist

Here are the entries. Please enter three numbers in comments, indicating your choice for First, Second, and Third, in that order. Entrants may (should!) vote, and may vote for themselves if they like their own caption/s best. Examples: (20,36,27) … Continue reading →

Posted in Caption Competition, Cats, Dogs, Humour, Photography, Writing | Tagged caption competition voting, Colonialist, fun, humour, writing | 34 Comments

Re-hare-ly Awful Puns

Posted on November 19, 2013 by colonialist

I believe I invented the ‘HARE’ joke as an art form. Hares rule the world. Hare, for your wonder, haredmiration and enjoyment, is one of my early versions: TH-HARE BE MUSIC! Lern-hare and Loewe wrote my F-hare Lady, in … Continue reading →

Posted in Humour, Language, Really Awful Joke, Writing | Tagged Colonialist, fun, Hares, humour, Really Awful Hare Joke, wordplay. | 25 Comments

REALLY AWFUL COCKROACH RHYME

Posted on October 30, 2013 by colonialist

THE FRIENDLY COCKROACH Hi there! I’m Cocky – I’m a roach… Why do you shrink at my approach? Why is it you don’t like me moach? Why don’t you want me here? I’m inexpensive to maintain: Odd scraps; for … Continue reading →

Posted in Colonialist, verse, writing, music composition, fantasy, Africa, journal., Humour, Nature, Really Awful Rhyme | Tagged cockroach, Colonialist, friendly cockroach, fun, funny rhyme, humour, nonsense rhyme, poem, Really Awful Rhyme, rhyme, verse | 30 Comments

REALLY AWFULLY NOT WHAT YOU ANTICIPATED

Posted on March 16, 2013 by colonialist

The SidevieW theme this week is again Anticipation (I remember the same theme before, haha!) but I shall avoid all temptation to put in the Rocky Horror quote for which you were no doubt poised in antici-pation. If sipation … Continue reading →

Posted in Challenge, Humour, Nonsense verse, Really Awful Rhyme, Writing | Tagged anticipation, Colonialist, fun, humour, Puns, Really Awful Rhyme, silly rhyme, theme | 27 Comments

REALLY REALLY AWFUL ROSES ARE RED

Posted on February 22, 2013 by colonialist

Roses are red, Violets are blue; Blue rose instead Would never do. Roses are red, Violets are blue; Red violets in bed Named ‘reds’ would be, true? Rosie’s are red, Violet’s are blue – Hot, or cold, … Continue reading →

Posted in Challenge, Humour, Language, Nonsense verse, Parody, Poems, Really Awful Rhyme, Writing | Tagged Colonialist, fun, funny rhymes, humorous verse, origin of roses red violets blue, Really Awful Rhyme, roses are red violets are blue with variations, side view theme, wordplay roses and violets | 25 Comments

REALLY AWFUL WARNING

Posted on February 20, 2013 by colonialist

Now hear ye, in my Dragon post I fain would gather votes the most, Let me remind thee: I’m a mage; Thou would’st not see me in a rage? Or yet, annoy my flaming friend, Who might then fry thee … Continue reading →