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From the Horse’s Mouth, Really Awfully.


“I hay chew,” said Harry the horse To Sue; Said Sue, “I ‘ay chew, too; of course I do! It’s straw dinner, ‘Arry; I fink we should marry! Don’t you?”  © Colonialist October 2014 (WordPress)

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Making Haste Really Awfully Slowly.


Hurry up and wait; It seems to be your fate That even though you’re running late – You hurry up and wait. Hurry up and wait; You get so darn irate! In fact it puts you in a state To … Continue reading

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REALLY FLAMING AWFUL RHYME


To be quite chilly recently Indeed has been our fate; A fireplace working decently – Oh, wouldn’t that be grate?  ‘Stop adding wood increasingly: Da fire’s getting higher!’ But to da fire, unceasingly, I’d add more to defy her!   … Continue reading

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REALLY AWFUL WEATHER


A cold front leaves one with a lack Of warmth, not only front, but back; Though frontal is their main attack, A chilly backhand punch they pack! And one can get a cold back, too, When it has turned into … Continue reading

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REALLY AWFUL RESPONSE TO A YUPPIE


side view decided on a weekend theme of YUPPIE. This Really Awful Rhyme should be a song, actually: The yuppie types of yesteryear have had a sad decline; It’s no use trying to whimper, nor even less to whine; Just … Continue reading

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REALLY AWFUL RHYME ON OVERREACTION


The riding boot was long and tight But nice and warm inside; The scorpion thought it alright When he crawled in to hide; The owner, waking up next day, Just pushed his foot in all the way, And then there … Continue reading

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REALLY AWFUL RHYME TO QUACK YOU UP


The school inspectors had come round From Ofsted, or some such, And what these geezers there had found Impressed them not too much.  For rowing was the school’s top sport, But, sadly, it would seem The lad who had best class … Continue reading

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