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Flying Insect Really Awful Nonsense Rhyme


And for some rhyme but no real reason:  You’re going fly-fishing and hoping for trout – But how to select a good fly you’re in doubt? Well, if you’ve a hardware store somewhere about, Fly-screening’s the thing that will sort … Continue reading

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A REALLY AWFULLY LA-DI-DA HADEDA


Editificating, and some rather awkward spots of bother in our lives (using the best traditions of British understatement) have kept me fully busy over the past several days.  For some light entertainment, I thought I would quickly revise this Really … Continue reading

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REALLY AWFULLY QUESTIONABLE RHYME


The NaPoWriMo prompt for today is asking a lot! Would a road-dent be a rut? Where is it that were-wolves were? Fresh farm butter buts a butt? How is it that dogs a cur?  Batting pears with fruit-bats bat? Does … Continue reading

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REALLY AWFUL KENNING FAILURE


The NaPoWriMo prompt for today invites one to try kenning, which is forcing a couple of poor innocent nouns into an illicit relationship in order to have a baby … that is to say, to make another noun. Like using … Continue reading

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Really Awful Empty House Party


I awoke to a house As quiet as a mouse As em-per-tee as it could be But I shouldn’t grouse, If I want to carouse, I’ve got the whole place for a spree! So please do feel free, Come carousing … Continue reading

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REALLY AWFULLY FLIGHTFUL FLYDAY WHINE


On the NaPoWriMo prompt of Love and Wine: I was slurping my much-adored ration of wine And, all in all, feeling that things were just fine, When something soft suddenly buzzed in my mouth – I only just stopped it … Continue reading

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YUCKY THINGS LOOKING UP REALLY AWFULLY


Each bloom may well be a looker, But, to hide there on their Yucca, One supposes is for reason That they’re guilty of High Trees-on!  ‘Ghosts in Graveyard’sometimes known as, Not as edible are shown as An asparagus would be, … Continue reading

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