Tag Archives: funny rhyme

REALLY AWFUL NO COMMENT


In visiting blogs on my list I’ve commented, hand over fist, But every comment will not stay, And fades away, try as I may.  In fury, reproduced each gem, And then again reposted them; The loss was really such a … Continue reading

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REALLY AWFUL OBLIGATIONS OF A CATTENDANT


  SidevieW wants us to bring Perspective into perspective:   Should you have the honour that You are servant to a cat Do attend devotedly To each feline he or she.  Pander to the every whim Of the kitty her … Continue reading

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REALLY AWFUL INTERNAL COMBUSTION INJUN


Reverend Fordyce, In year eighteen eighty Thought it would be nice And quite up-to-datey, To India to bring Lots and lots of rickshaws; So he did this thing, And they came in in scores. ‘Pullers need fuelling; Now that is … Continue reading

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REALLY AWFUL PRAWN COCK-TALES


Prawnatic An oceanographer, one sunny day, Decided to study the prawn; Developing quite an obsession that way, Took pictures from breaking of dawn To late in the night, And still got it right To get, on the Net, A lot … Continue reading

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REALLY AWFUL COCKROACH RHYME


  THE FRIENDLY COCKROACH Hi there! I’m Cocky – I’m a roach… Why do you shrink at my approach? Why is it you don’t like me moach? Why don’t you want me here? I’m inexpensive to maintain: Odd scraps; for … Continue reading

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REALLY MOST AWFULLY PERFECT WOMEN


Yes women are a handy sort of thing to have around Although the right ones are a little thin upon the ground  They mustn’t be the slightest trace of the complaining sort But able to keep coming all the beers while you … Continue reading

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Really Awful Gasconade


  GASCONADE I am so very clever, And I am so very wise That I resolved, whatever, That I would reach the skies,  I got a lot of soda pop, And shook all bottles till The bubbles tried to blow … Continue reading

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REALLY AWFUL BANGING ABOUT


  Kate Shrewsday went and blogged about the Canons of Westminster being deprived of Hyde Park by Henry VIII, so she takes the blame for this:   The Canon he was playing round; Got Bishops up in arms For lots … Continue reading

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REALLY AWFUL DOING IT RIGHT, AND PLANTING UP – AND I MEAN UP!


(Late entry for the SidevieW weekend theme) How can you go wrong when you’re doing it right? With driving in UK or SA you might! Because in these places one sticks to the left, Unless of existence you would be … Continue reading

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REALLY AWFUL TIME


  (See sidebar for Translator, Music, Novels, Awards etc.)   One of my endearing habits Every month, upon the first, Is the yelling out of  ‘Rabbits!’  Though I do get roundly cursed!   Second half of year, I spy now, … Continue reading

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