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REALLY AWFUL HELLO BALOO.


(See sidebar for Translator, Music, Novels, Awards etc.)  A Hello Baloo* Bad noises will do Whenever it should meet you; It doesn’t subdue What it’s sending through If it should chance to greet you. The racket one hears Is bad … Continue reading

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REALLY AWFUL HAPPINESS


  (See sidebar for Translator, Music, Novels, Awards etc.) WARNING:  A bit norty – read at own risk!  (A SidevieW theme production – but don’t blame her.) Happiness is getting cooler When one feels too hot; No-one likes in pool … Continue reading

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A REALLY AWFUL QUESTION: WHY LET RABBIT PIE PASS BY?


  (See sidebar for Translator, Music, Novels, Awards etc.)   A rabbit is a creature Indubitably cute But they possess a feature On which most folk stay mute: It really is incredible How much a bunny’s edible, More creatures on … Continue reading

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THE REALLY AWFUL CHAMELEON


   (A SidevieW theme presentation.) Chameleon’s a lizard who For lack of speed’s derided, But then, you see, that it is true He’s very undecided.  He wasn’t sure which way to look So he just looked both ways; In consequence, … Continue reading

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ROONESPISMS UNEXPURGATED AND AMPLIFIED, AND OTHER REALLY AWFUL THINGIES


  It is the time of the year when Nature sends lots of creatures rushing energetically, like the dragonflies in the previous post.  We have the Toad Chorus going on at the moment and when we were in the pool … Continue reading

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A REALLY AWFULLY TYPICAL POLITICIAN


Amos Keeto buzzing round, Sticking nose In where he didn’t ought; Ever whining, it is found, And that shows That he’s a nasty sort  Always wants to bleed you dry He is such A sneaky parasite, And that is the … Continue reading

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REALLY AWFUL RHYME AND REASON FOR THE CURRENT WRITING SEASON


  Three hundred words I have writ down, And read and then reread them … Then I rewrote them with a frown, And still tried to dead-head them.  But after that I went again Another try to scribble – Which … Continue reading

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ORDER REALLY AWFUL WORD


Word order in English does count for a lot; To change it around often loses the plot – While saying, ‘I chew hay,’ is innocent, quite, Remarking, ‘I hay chew!’ does not come out right.  And when you say, ‘Nice … Continue reading

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REALLY AWFUL ASIDE: ‘BAH!’ REGARDING A SIDE BAR


Count me with the total idjits: I had not updated widgets; They had got right out of date – Links messed up, at any rate! One would really think a linking Shouldn’t merely lead to blinking, So when that is … Continue reading

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VARIED VISITATIONS


The visitor that’s upper In this bunch Would also like a cuppa I’ve a hunch! How many of them are there, Do you think? You’ll miss the one that’s far there If you blink!  Each budgie is a boarder From … Continue reading

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