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REALLY AWFUL RHYME ON OVERREACTION


The riding boot was long and tight But nice and warm inside; The scorpion thought it alright When he crawled in to hide; The owner, waking up next day, Just pushed his foot in all the way, And then there … Continue reading

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REALLY AWFUL RHYME TO QUACK YOU UP


The school inspectors had come round From Ofsted, or some such, And what these geezers there had found Impressed them not too much.  For rowing was the school’s top sport, But, sadly, it would seem The lad who had best class … Continue reading

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THERE’S NO PLACE (TO) LIKE (AT) HOME


Elections are over, and one may observe They’ve chosen the ANC to preserve – By voting them in again They will begin again Getting the rubbish that they deserve. The biggest mistake with the not-very-bright Is not so much teaching … Continue reading

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