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REALLY AWFUL ALL MOD CONS


‘All Mod Cons’ side view theme:   Remember when the Mod-est Con Was toilet one could sit upon, And had a snazzy little bowl Instead of one great gaping hole?   All mod CONS sentenced in this age Have recently come … Continue reading

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REALLY AWFUL B.U.T. -FULL PUNNISHMENT


Of highwayman I now will sing Whose customers he used to sting – Or, rather, threaten them with such – Which always scared them very much, His, ‘Hi! Stand and deliver, please!’ Was backed by swarms of well-trained bees, Which … Continue reading

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