REALLY AWFUL WARNING

FERNIS

Now hear  ye, in my Dragon post
I fain would gather votes the most,
Let me remind thee: I’m a mage;
Thou would’st not see me in a rage?

Or yet, annoy my flaming friend,
Who  might then fry thee up thine end,
And when thou’d turned a tasteful black
Wouldst crunch thee up for morning snack?

So sally ye forth  thither, then,
Rememb’ring I am number ten,
And if ye magicke therein see,
Pray cast an  email vote for me …

Or I may’st steal away thy souls,
And make thy socks go full of holes,
And change thy morning coffee to
A frogspawn, snail-slimed, hellish brew,

And organise a maggot crew,
Thy entrails, while alive, to chew,
And clog thy arteries with glue –
Pray that my meaning cometh through? 

Assuredly the day shalt rue
Should thee not this, thy duty, do,
Supporting me by choosing true –
The ‘ ten’ remaineth vital clue!

And even though it gets thy goat,
It needful is for a re-vote,
Thus, though thou put one in before
Do it again, or it won’t score!

© February 2013 Colonialist (WordPress)