Tag Archives: Really Awful Rhyme

See Sea Crop Circles by Poisonous Delish Dish.


See this and be amazed; the puffer fish is never fazed When looking for a mate, a pattern-making course he’ll skate, And types of puffer fish can form a most expensive dish, Though poisonous as hell, some chefs are trained … Continue reading

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Lost Days, Drier Humour, and a Painful Subject.


Dear Sirs,/ Month that I ordered duly received, But I feel in this matter I have been deceived; When counting the days, A shortage displays — Please forward three more, or I’ll feel aggrieved. In Jan I had use of … Continue reading

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Don’t stick around when sticks are around!


 A Stickup Warning Cassie was sleeping, legs in air When hadeda, she landed there, And favoured cat with warning glare: ‘A useful tip I’ll give for free, My nest is up in this here tree, And, near it, you don’t … Continue reading

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Trying time trying tying puppet strings back together.


A judgment that dismisses an appallingly biased and inept head of the National Prosecuting Authority, Shaun Abrahams, is to be appealed by President Jacob Zuma. This is hardly a surprise. Although a disaster at running a country, Zuma has brought appeals … Continue reading

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Jolly Awful Dirge of the Designated Driver


Thank the season  for the frequency of party escapes  — Song, wine, and women, for the thirsty exist; Home drive  pushes for one voted to keep rest out of scrapes, If sound of police car one wishes be missed! © December 2017 Colonialist

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Free Range Rabbits


December First, and time to say A ‘Rabbits!’ which will mark the day … I sometimes battle for new pics Supporting first-of-each-month tricks, But now I can snap quite a load Of free-range ones just down the road!           … Continue reading

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Really Awfully Inverse Law of Blogging


  The first munch of a spot of Xmas lunch.   The Inverse Law of Blogging Is not that it’s in rhyme, But, ‘More the news for flogging, The less you have the time.’ Past weeks have been quite frantic … Continue reading

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