Tag Archives: Really Awful Rhyme

Just When You Thought it was Safe to Get Back into the Posts … (scary music)


I notice that I last posted a whole week ago. I have missed me, even if nobody else has. Don’t ask! (You don’t need to, I’ll give you the highlights anyway, such as family down in the Cape and all … Continue reading

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RUNNING A GOVERNMENT


The government of nitwits Are just one great mishap, Possessing such unfit wits Can’t even run a tap! Perhaps to get them ready For running such a path Their flow might be more steady With practice on a bath. Clean … Continue reading

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Cocky Cock, Saving Ways, Boxing Cat, Chillin’ Out.


Cocks are well inclined to crow: Raven about this and that; Pecking order all should know: Rookies might get splatted flat. Thrift is quite a virtue when Spending power takes a dive, What a good example, then, From a pulpit … Continue reading

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Grandkids Don’t Do Bunnyhugging


  The grandkids don’t do bunny-hugging Exclusively; what they do do — In case you have found yourselves shrugging — Is hug everything in the zoo. Though bunnies caressing with pleasure, One cannot claim, therefore, that that’s To say, when … Continue reading

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Putting On Airs With Table Manners


As promised on 11th Sept Our date at school we duly kept; The picnic on Grandparents’ Day, We did in our upmarket way, And down our noses looked around At blankets scattered on the ground; Our photo it was duly … Continue reading

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Really Awful School Daze


          I spend a lot of time at school each day, More so, I fear I’m bound to say, Than when I was a scholar, For in those days I liked to shirk And was averse … Continue reading

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Really Awful Rhyme at England Getting the Boot


— I have now deleted the draft and entirely reposted… —  — Yesterday I posted the following after posting the night before, but no post seems to have been posted. What, I wonder, is going on? Will this also vanish … Continue reading

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