Tag Archives: Really Awful Rhyme

No Trump Opening Bid

Posted on December 12, 2019 by colonialist

Trump: disgusting little creature; No redeeming sort of feature; Filled with jealousy and spite, Can’t accept Thunberg is right; She makes Don and Jair like boys Smashing up their childhood toys, It is inexplicable US have despicable So -called leaders … Continue reading →

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Good News

Posted on December 10, 2019 by colonialist

If you’re wanting to be happy, read the news, No matter just what part of it you choose, And whether from the bottom or the top — It is so very pleasant when you stop! © December 2019 Colonialist

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More on Beds

Posted on December 3, 2019 by colonialist

    I’ve grown accustomed to my bed – Can hardly bear to leave it; By day and night I’m to it wed, And then need to bereave it; For every hour, don’t you know,~ I must get up, and … Continue reading →

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Weekend Beginning with Strong Points

Posted on November 4, 2019 by colonialist

      Definitely, was Saturday,A day to remember in every way;That started with rampaging BoksProviding the world with some Rugby shocks,Thirty-two twelve, you will agreeDoes make for a convincing victory,     And some revenge it will provide For … Continue reading →

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Sleep Addiction

Posted on October 29, 2019 by colonialist

I blogged too late the night before, Not taking of my rest a score, So when it came to sleep, I carried on for all today, And did not bring the blog to play, But simply counted sheep. Chorus: Hey … Continue reading →

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Shed Up, Curse It!

Posted on October 18, 2019 by colonialist

Back to ‘loads that are now shed’I just simply went to bed;Now that lights have come back on,Back to blogging I have gone. Seems quite crazy that time spentOn one’s blogging, with intent,Must depend on current’s whim —Oops, did I … Continue reading →

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Golf a la Carte

Posted on October 14, 2019 by colonialist

We lunched at the Golf Club today; Of golf cart I got in the way; It struck me then strongly How thinking is wrongly, And shouldn’t belong-ry, To have such things brought into play: For walking that ought To be … Continue reading →

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Happy Birthday to Me: and a Brief History.

Posted on October 8, 2019 by colonialist

One short of eighty years today There came a great event, For that is when there came our way Yours truly, mischief bent; To end of war, and more and more Of conflicts through the years, Through all absurdities the … Continue reading →

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Pet Roll* Purchase Expedition

Posted on October 1, 2019 by colonialist

Yahoo, yippee, and hooray, Petrol price goes down today? Well, at least, so we were told But we’re now out in the cold Due to factors which not least Have, within the Middle East, Nonsense caused, so price shoots up … Continue reading →

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Current Affairs: You can even see the wallpaper frieze!

Posted on September 27, 2019 by colonialist

This iceberg has just washed up on Durban Beach. Well, if you can believe it is a natural iceberg, surely washing up on our beach is credible? Actually, it IS a natural iceberg, but it only feels as if it … Continue reading →

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