Category Archives: Really Awful Rhyme

Major Scale in Sea


Was of fish all, sharking whales Noted when it came to scales, Now, all love a sardine so Comes no ray when note is Do; Piano sole-oh you might hake Better porpoise sound can make — At my plaice was … Continue reading

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Spray Heads


Village with a Blow-hole of its own; A wave, expect to surge into the stone To swallow it, then comes a mighty quake; Laughs local tribe as stranger wet will make When standing on the edges; has a fit As … Continue reading

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Un-a-Delta-Rated-Nonsense


The challenge dealt a cruel blow — I’ve nothing Delta I can show; The nearest to it I can come Is this one of our Stadium; It looks lots better since that day — Can’t find more recent to display. © … Continue reading

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Aloe and Good Buy Choo!


Oh, I do like to travel with a choo-choo, Oh, a choo-choo’s the thing for me and you, Oh, I do like to listen to that chug, chug, chug While I take in sherry with a glug, glug, glug So … Continue reading

Posted in Africa, Excursions, Parody, Photography, Really Awful Rhyme, Wanders | Tagged , , , , , | 15 Comments

Foe cuss, but not an enemy curse.


The earliest invention For Focus of attention, But here you’ll find the joke is It’s always out of focus! When on midwinter scene The focus may have been, You don’t expect to find A beach, and yachts all lined; The kids … Continue reading

Posted in Africa, Beach, Challenge, Personal Journal, Photography, Really Awful Rhyme, sailing, Weekly Photo Challenge | Tagged , | 20 Comments

Watson a Name?


It’s elementary, my dear: What’s pictured on your sporting gear With no colonialist show Should there, on any portion, go; The Springboks came from bad old days, But now a bloke who cricket plays Must as a Protea be known … Continue reading

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Tails of Two Pearl-Amber-lating Kitties


Two kitty-poozies one sunny day Cut short their snoozies and went to play, Both climbed a tree, then they climbed  a wall; There was no way they were going to fall, For both were sure-footed; cling-clawed as well; And full … Continue reading

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