Monthly Archives: July 2011

REALLY AWFUL JOKE IN RHYME

Posted on July 31, 2011 by colonialist

side view theme: joke A Fanie walked into a bar And ended up bashing his nose – Hear everyone laughing, ‘Ha, ha!’ As blood on his shirt-front there flows. And next he sat down on a stool – Deposited there … Continue reading →

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MUSIC WIDGET

Posted on July 29, 2011 by colonialist

I transferred this widget so as to place it on a badge, but now I can’t find the option for deleting posts.  Ah well, I may as well use the opportunity to mention that this is a revised version of my … Continue reading →

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TRYING TO DROP A LINE

Posted on July 29, 2011 by colonialist

My internet connection Has lost all direction When it will restore, heaven knows; Not long will it stick-ly – It goes off so quickly, I can’t even publish my woes! As soon as the lighting Shows that it is righting … Continue reading →

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REALLY AWFULLY STRIKING STATE OF THE ECONOMY

Posted on July 27, 2011 by colonialist

Economy is shrinking fast: In Africa, once top, Our days of dominance are past, And we are not much cop. The striking thing about the score That has us in this mess, Is workers wanting more and more, Producing less … Continue reading →

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VICE VERSERS VIES VERSUS REVISE VISAS!

Posted on July 26, 2011 by colonialist

It makes me as mad as a snake – Officials are so on the take That, of Commonwealth countries, it only is we Who are needing a visa Great Britain to see, Where we used to go unconditionally! The forms … Continue reading →

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‘THERE ARE TIDES IN THE AFFAIRS OF ME…’*

Posted on July 24, 2011 by colonialist

My MOB-that-wasn’t is just one example of the sorts of things which have continued not happening, or not happening right, just lately. I have a theory that it is just a cycle thing, and that a brighter one is coming. … Continue reading →

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WHAT IF I LAMENTED ABOUT A MOB*?

Posted on July 23, 2011 by colonialist

What if you found you had a little lecture Which clashed completely with a local MOB, But with some really painstaking conjecture Decided ducking out would do the job; As soon as the important bit had ended, You vanished in a … Continue reading →

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WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU CAME FROM? TAKE NOTE.

Posted on July 19, 2011 by colonialist

MBH Great grandfather, father and aunt   Many people are obsessed with Genealogy, and spend a great deal of time digging up ancestors. I have tasted the fascination myself, although I haven’t had much time to spare for it for … Continue reading →

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A BIRD? A PLANE? SUPERMAN?

Posted on July 18, 2011 by colonialist

  A funny thing I have for your amusement – Although it’s really meant for your bemusement – Just look at it quite well, And see if you can tell The bird name that you’d tend to go for choose-ment?  … Continue reading →

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HAUGHTY QUIZ SCENE ON HAUTE CUISINE

Posted on July 17, 2011 by colonialist

PINK POLKA DOT’S FOOD QUIZ NO. 60 *proudly* How’s this? And, believe it or not, I didn’t Google a single one! 1. What are the main ingredients of a Cassoulet? Well, one can C it has a donkey in it, … Continue reading →

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