Monthly Archives: February 2011

TEA CHING CULTURE FUN GUS; AND KARATE KANINE


On Friday afternoon I was part of a group of COPs (Community Oriented Policing) who lay in ambush for a merry fellow who has been lurking in a forest in order to prey on women walking home singly with pay up … Continue reading

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REALLY AWFUL FEMININE ALPHABET


(Warning: This starts by being crude, then rude, and then becomes *eek!* love-letters.) When women are in Qs for Ps, Do mind your Ps and Qs – They do become a bit B chi When waiting for their loos.  They … Continue reading

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REALLY AWFUL AND LOW DOWN RHYME


Now when you apply, with a circular motion, From shoulders and all down the back, To girlfriend some smears of some sun-tanning lotion, Then caution you might quite well lack, Of the sorts you’d employ when you do those two … Continue reading

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REALLY AWFUL COPS AND ROBBERS


What time are you getting off work, dear cop? Please join us in robbing a bank, As well as to hold up a jewell’ry shop, A good share we’ll give, you to thank; It is as absurd As I’ve ever … Continue reading

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AN UPDATE ON JUMPING A BEE EM WOBBLE-YOU; A CON ON AIR; AND A BLOWN HORN.


I admit freely that I am no expert on matters-motor-mechanical, although I thought I had a reasonable working knowledge. However, it transpires that I am even dimmer than I thought in that respect.  Today we went all the way across … Continue reading

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WOEFUL WEDNESDAY


  A veil is best drawn over Tuesday.  You really don’t want to hear about today, either … but I’ll tell you some of it anyway.   It started with me being woken prematurely by a cat that wanted out. … Continue reading

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REALLY AWFUL FLIGHTS OF CULINARY FANCY : CHALLENGE


 I wish that I could levitate To any other place or state And shop at somewhere other than the mall From Cheddar Gorge I’d get my cheese In China I would serve my teas And get my nak* milk freshly … Continue reading

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BEACHES AND BITCHES


As Durban appears to have shelved their plans to muck up the Vetch’s Pier area of Durban Beachfront, the clubs with properties there have breathed a sigh of relief and started to revive their members’ interest in the area. We had … Continue reading

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EAT, DRINK (AND BE MERRY) FOR TOMORROW … ON MORTALITY


Come, fill the Cup, and in the Fire of Spring The Winter Garment of Repentance fling: The Bird of Time has but a little way To fly—and Lo! the Bird is on the Wing. Omar Khaiyyam (Fitzgerald))  This is proving … Continue reading

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PREPOSTEROUS: A REALLY AWFUL CHALLENGE-RHYME


The side view word dished out to me, ‘Preposterous’, Is really that, in ultimate extreme! All rhymes for that, you will agree, be lost fer us – There is no rhyme for it, as it would seem; another day has … Continue reading

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