Category Archives: Colonialist

Brutish British Royals Still Shoot Peasants


    A Boxing Day custom that’s really unpleasant Is how British Royals still shoot at a pheasant, The old ones can’t help it; the practice is rooted, But for all the young ones it needs to be booted. If … Continue reading

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Disgusting Barbarism at Clifton Beach


                The recent descent into ignorant savagery by a group of protestors at Cape Town’s Clifton Beach must be condemned in strongest terms of disgust and outrage. It is still unclear what circumstances … Continue reading

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BOXING DAY PAST AND PRESENT(S)


  Though fat-headed officialdom Feel it should now be known As Day of Goodwill, where I’m from: Leave Boxing Day alone! Although the day no more refers To Wenceslas’ deed — Distributing boxed charity To all the poor in need … Continue reading

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Christmas Day


Merry Christmas, Everyone! For your bemusement, let me offer what Much Better Half had to put up with by way of a present because the present wasn’t present. This sheet of paper was handed to her: Now, how did we … Continue reading

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Just When You Thought it was Safe to Get Back into the Posts … (scary music)


I notice that I last posted a whole week ago. I have missed me, even if nobody else has. Don’t ask! (You don’t need to, I’ll give you the highlights anyway, such as family down in the Cape and all … Continue reading

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RUNNING A GOVERNMENT


The government of nitwits Are just one great mishap, Possessing such unfit wits Can’t even run a tap! Perhaps to get them ready For running such a path Their flow might be more steady With practice on a bath. Clean … Continue reading

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REALLY AWFUL MESS EXODUS


        Friends and relations are all scramming From South African shores, Roundly, this country they are damning; Just fed up to their cores! New Zealand counts one point five thousand Visas in every day; South Africans who … Continue reading

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