CAPTION COMPETITION VOTING – PIG ON POT

Pretty please, vote for your THREE favourites in order of preference, I.e. first, then second, then third.  For example:  25, 17, 21.  Scoring will be done by giving three points to first, two to second, and one for third. 

1  What did that damn human do with my feeding bowl again! I swear, it’s something every day!

2  To market, to market to find a fat pig… 

3  I thought this butt plug was a good idea at the time…….. 

4 “Does my bum look big in this?” 

5  “Okay, Mildred, you win. I’ll go back to the disposable nappies, and I’ll meet with your personal trainer, dammit. Now will you please get this off of me!” 

6  Help! I sat where I shat and I can’t get up! 

7  Damn! Is it “Shit OR get off the pot” or “Shit AND get off the pot”? 

8  Not Again! 

9  Now I see why they say, ‘Don’t Shit Where You Eat.” 

10  Never buy a pig in a poke. 

11  Me and my bed, you and your jeans.

       So just SHUT UP! 

12  Surely my potty training came to an end a long time ago???

13  Aaaaah, now I can hog this potty all day! 

14  This little piggy went…wee wee weee all the way home 

15  Damn, they do not make potties like they used to. 

16  I think I’ve got my hat on the wrong end?

Artwork: 5-yr-old R

(Just a reminder that you can catch my lighthearted Christmas Short Story here.) 

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