The sort of things kids do here at winter birthday parties. R going down this weekend!
And for some rhyme but no real reason:
You’re going fly-fishing and hoping for trout –
But how to select a good fly you’re in doubt?
Well, if you’ve a hardware store somewhere about,
Fly-screening’s the thing that will sort all that out!
And here is a puzzle that I’d like to set,
Just how many mozzies would you need to get –
To have enough for you to quite safely bet –
On making a short bit of mosquito-net?
And then, has it ever occurred to your mind,
When looking at moths of each size and each kind,
To wonder why privates they scatter behind,
And, also, why moth-balls so large one may find?
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