A stag had just about enough
Of predators, and all that stuff,
So, on the does, he ran a test
To see which ones could see the best.
Good-looking ones, he made watch out
For anything that caused them doubt;
At their alarm, the herd would need
To get to somewhere else, at speed.
And they, with this far-sighted plan,
From each and every danger ran;
The herd no longer need to fear –
Protected by the good-eyed deer.
© Colonialist October 2013 (WordPress)
Dear-y me… The awefulness just does-n’t stop, does it? 😉
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🙂 Being truly dreadfully awful is an art form …
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Totally awful Col -)
Brilliantly so!
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Doe-n’t you mean stag-geringly so? 🙂
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Your really awfully clever rhyme has me laughing most hart-ily. 🙂
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This post has taken an exceptional amount of punnishment! 🙂
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Hardly surprising, is it? 😀
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Very good, Col 🙂
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In the ‘very bad’ sense!
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RATFLMAO!!!! I didn’t see that one coming, Col!
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So you had no time to duck!
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it was dawn, when appeared the faun,, oh deer mr stag, what have you done. we have no choice, so it is only you, I have seen my solicitor and I’m gonna sue… heehee! nice one. 😉
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Very faun-ny! 🙂
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Now that’s what I call a really good pun. So there!
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The air of defiance is warranted, ‘coz I’m sure millions don’t feel any urge to call it that!
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Stag-gearing lay good!
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My influence is having a terrible effect on you! 🙂
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And my spelling! Apologies…..
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It’s a deer, it’s got antlers – it’s great!
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It has branched out specially for a nantler-fancier!
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Not so awful after all
🙂
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Good grief … I must be losing my touch!
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Not that bad I enjoyed it…
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*amazed* You did? Really?
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dear -dear…
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… (in tones of deep diapproval) 🙂
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And what do you think about it now – in hind-sight? (Sorry!)
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