Pooky’s Poems prompt for yesterday called for a serious topic in a lighthearted way
There are a lot of people
it would really make my day
To terminate their contracts
in a painful, messy way.
The rhino poachers I would take
and slice off every nose,
Removing, for good measure,
each one’s dangly blobs and ‘hose’.
The users of their products could
with rat-poison be killed,
And rear-ends of the smugglers
with boiling water filled.
They all are public enemies,
so, fitting it would be
To give them public enemas
with what one makes the tea.
Then rapists, too, should all have parts
removed from lower front,
By using bits of cutlery
And burglars barred, by having heads
stuck right through burglar bars,
Then tapped at with a crowbar
until they’re seeing stars.
And after that, invited
to go their merry way,
With only one proviso –
that their head would have to stay.
Car hijackers could find a blade
which jumps out, on a spring,
To take off both their legs,
and a career cut short to bring.
So many others are there
who would greatly be improved
By having little chunks of them
quite violently removed.
Yes; though no space to list them all,
I hope to start a craze
For culling all such types in most